Unbeatable Defense against ANY ticket
Sunday, June 28th, 2009
This is the unbeatable legal defense against a ticket but I’ll warn you in advance that you’re not going to win with it. The pictures shows how you’ll look after trying to use it in a court of law. Yet it is the PERFECT defense and it is UTTERLY unbeatable! (That’s why you’ll look like the picture.)
“You are charged with speeding.” The judge says.
“No.” You answer. “I was charged with breaking the law against speeding and that doesn’t exist. There were no shards of shattered law on the street for the police to sweep up into evidence.”
“The law does exist!” The magistrate sputters.
“Law only exists in a duped mind. It is a warped concept that I know is fraudulent.” You say and watch the bailiffs drawing out their truncheons. “Regardless of what velocity my vehicle was traveling it can’t physically do anything to a law, unless my bumper hits a law-believer in the ear. I am NOT GUILTY of the charge of breaking your imaginary law.”
(But this true defence would spell the end of the rule-of-law that the politicians, lawyers and police love so dearly. We might have to use a better public protection system, that made more logical sense.)
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