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It is said whenever Zeus throws a lightning bolt, he farts from the exertion.

Alright, maybe I’m the one that started that rumor about Zeus farts but I do like to take my bowel movements during lightning storms.

Why? Isn’t that obvious? Then my room-mates don’t know it it is thunder or my farts.

I’m not quite sure why I decided to share this snippet with you. I thought it was a humorous tweet when I started composing this post but I think the chance of a retweet is slender.

Anyway, the rain wasn’t a snippet: it poured here for over two hours. Lightning flashed and the peals of thunder were loud as a lawyers lies, as magnified by a media microphone. I had more than enough time to head for the toilet.

Google is like the Zeus of search and Internet traffic. And when Google farts, everyone smells it. I expect the truly humorous part of this post, maybe worthy of a tweet or a retweet, will be on the sidebar. What snippet of advertising will Google deem appropriate for a post that is optimized for snippit, farts, humorous tweet, lightning storm and bowel movement?

LOL Hey! Does anyone need a good tool softener for a comfortable lightning storm toilet trip?

A Silent Political Voice

This ‘vote here’ urban grafitti scrawled on a dumpster is the political statement of a silent voice.  What do you think of when you look at it and other similar spray painted messages?  Are you angry about the vandalism or quietly agreeing.  How many of us share the belief that a vote is of no value whatsoever? A political opinion like this though, never gets coverage in the official media.  So I have to wonder: If the polling officers actually counted the votes in this ballot box, would some actual people’s choice candidates have won?

I have a few more of these political dumpster poster: some are really funny.   Please send me more if you have shots of political grafitti and I’ll make a full site with them.  This retweetable snippet is by rtwyce.

Do not buy this inane book – or so warns chicken

I haven’t actually read ‘Taming the Tornado Tube: 50 Weird and Wacky Things to Do with a Tornado Tube’ and it isn’t high on my ‘must read’ list either.  I’m not giving you this links in hopes that you’ll purchase it either.  What you REALLY must read is the one reader comment, rating and rant. “Most useless book ever written“. Uh, then why did you buy it?

Taming the Tornado Tube: 50 Weird and Wacky Things to Do with a Tornado Tube

One has to wonder, what the reviewer was expecting when buying the book?  Was ‘chicken’ actually hoping to find some great cosmic relevance, only to be horribly disappointed?  The inane book’s author likely felt there were far too many unused tornado tubes and plenty of people with too much idle time on their hands.  The inane book was written, published and made available for inane people’s inane amusement.  But then the big bad spoiler ‘chicken’ popped from his/her shell to peck away at the inane book’s profitability.

Which looks worse?  The chicken venting disillusionment or the author’s inane book, that was only touted as a laid egg anyways?  This snippet by clickmylit.  Feel free to retweet.

Build up your twitter following by mixing in some small humorous tweets.  These posts at asm.dsiex.org are refreshed often and you’re free to retweet each as often as you want.  If you intend to bookmark and be a regular retweeter, let me know and we will include your site in ASM’s blogroll.