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Potty Mouth Police

Monday, March 29th, 2010

What Ever Happened to Police Professionalism?

Awhile ago I posted an opinion along with a short true story of an encounter I had with a police officer. That cop had a potty mouth and several more police I’ve had minor dealings with have also used language that should’ve had their mouths washed out with soap. Where is police professionalism? Would you expect your dentist to say – “Brush your F*CKING teeth next time!”

I sent an email to the appropriate government department to inform them of how potty mouthed some of their law enforcement personnel were – but I haven’t received any response to share here. I expect that I won’t because government is vulgar as well as being a nest of sticky-fingered thieves. ‘Pay your F*CKING taxes pronto or well send the F*CKING police to break your F*CKING kneecaps!’

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<—–< Try Blackbelt Seduction instead.

I’m reminded of a cute story.

A very young girl and underage boyfriend are playing ‘show me yours and I’ll show you mine’ but it is getting fairly close to ‘you rub mine and I’ll rub yours’. Suddenly, the police intervene. The officers send the little boy home and they take the girl to their squad car.

“Do you know what happens to girls who do that?” One cop asks. He is beginning this as a sex education warning (but who knows what foul thoughts the police really have swimming like spermatozoa in their testosterone overdosed brains).

“My older sister told me.” The young girls says in a worried voice. “If the police catch a girl doing that, they take a knife and they cut out her…” The girl isn’t potty mouthed like the police so she doesn’t say one of the many vulgarities used in reference to a female’s gender.

“Then they hang it like a pelt in the police department and every policeman passing it gives it a little tug.” The girl continues. “When the police have tugged it tall enough, they put a uniform on it.”

Once upon a time, police were respected for the necessary job they did. Now though, they are often just thugs with potty mouths and filthy minded rapists in uniforms.