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Those halcyon days of mafia and drug cartels are gone

In the old-school days, the mafia held the criminal reins but soon enough the drug cartels took prominence.  Those times have changed.  There are new underworld bosses practicing their criminal activities and flouting the public good order and discipline.  Who are these nefarious villains?  The top spot goes to the government by a landslide, supported by their police enforcers.  Happy in their second place spot, the lawyers commit heinous crimes with utter immunity from the government and police.

Criminal Lawyers – The term ‘criminal lawyers’ used to mean ‘lawyers who defended criminals’, just like ‘gay’ used to mean ‘joyful’.  Now ‘criminal lawyers’ means lawyers engaging in criminal activities that the criminal government has declared ‘legal’ and ‘gay’ refers to ‘homosexual orientation’ or ‘lawyers who masturbate while looking at dollar bills’.

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Lawyer-Police Relationship – The best analogy I can draw to describe the lawyer-police relationship is the IRA-Sinn Fein relationship.  The police harass, commit crimes against, and brutalize the people, while the lawyers are the supposedly legal financial arm that supplements these criminal activities.  Lawyers give bribes to the police to encourage marginal, incompetent, and downright fraudulent charges, so that the lawyers can make stacks of money ‘defending’ against them.  The true goal is to attain a police state where crime is a growth industry.

“Buddy,” I say as I get into a friend’s taxi for a visit while in a slow period, “your supposedly ‘non-smoking’ taxi smells like an overloaded ashtray.”

“Smoking in my cab is illegal and the Nazi F**king Police would write me a huge ticket for it.”

“Yah right,” I laugh, “You must smoke about two packs a day in here.”

“I don’t smoke any in here.” He protested. “The f**king Nazi law says I have to have this non-smoking sticker on my window or I can’t get a f**king taxi permit. So instead of sitting inside my cab and blowing my smoke out the window, I stand outside smoking and I blow all my smoke back into the cab through a cracked open window. That way I’m not breaking the Nazi’s f**king law but I’m giving the non-smokers who elected the f**king Nazi government a good strong whiff of my anti-Nazi opinion. Smokers that get into my cab appreciate my allowing them to light-up as long as they pay the smoking fine if we get one.”

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This cab driver makes some very good points. All taxi cabs here are forced by law to have a non-smoking sticker, yet some cab drivers DO smoke, whether inside or outside as my friend does. So instead of protecting non-smokers from smoke, the law just gives a false impression of all cabs being ‘non-smoking’ ones.  A practical way to protect non-smokers would be to forbid a cab from having a ‘non-smoking’ sticker on a vehicle where the driver does smoke. Conversely, it would also allow a smoker to choose a smoking cab if that is what they want.  But that common sense approach doesn’t net the greedy government any extra ticket revenue and we all know that it’s all ONLY about the money anyways.

My friend called it a f**king Nazi law, but in fact it is a STUPID f**king Nazi law.

This is the unbeatable legal defense against a ticket but I’ll warn you in advance that you’re not going to win with it.  The pictures shows how you’ll look after trying to use it in a court of law.  Yet it is the PERFECT defense and it is UTTERLY unbeatable!  (That’s why you’ll look like the picture.)

“You are charged with speeding.”  The judge says.

“No.” You answer.  “I was charged with breaking the law against speeding and that doesn’t exist.  There were no shards of shattered law on the street for the police to sweep up into evidence.”

“The law does exist!”  The magistrate sputters.

“Law only exists in a duped mind.  It is a warped concept that I know is fraudulent.”  You say and watch the bailiffs drawing out their truncheons.  “Regardless of what velocity my vehicle was traveling it can’t physically do anything to a law, unless my bumper hits a law-believer in the ear.  I am NOT GUILTY of the charge of breaking your imaginary law.”

(But this true defence would spell the end of the rule-of-law that the politicians, lawyers and police love so dearly.  We might have to use a better public protection system, that made more logical sense.)

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