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It is said whenever Zeus throws a lightning bolt, he farts from the exertion.

Alright, maybe I’m the one that started that rumor about Zeus farts but I do like to take my bowel movements during lightning storms.

Why? Isn’t that obvious? Then my room-mates don’t know it it is thunder or my farts.

I’m not quite sure why I decided to share this snippet with you. I thought it was a humorous tweet when I started composing this post but I think the chance of a retweet is slender.

Anyway, the rain wasn’t a snippet: it poured here for over two hours. Lightning flashed and the peals of thunder were loud as a lawyers lies, as magnified by a media microphone. I had more than enough time to head for the toilet.

Google is like the Zeus of search and Internet traffic. And when Google farts, everyone smells it. I expect the truly humorous part of this post, maybe worthy of a tweet or a retweet, will be on the sidebar. What snippet of advertising will Google deem appropriate for a post that is optimized for snippit, farts, humorous tweet, lightning storm and bowel movement?

LOL Hey! Does anyone need a good tool softener for a comfortable lightning storm toilet trip?

Is this an actual whale fart?

Gross as this is, my internet research brings me to agree that whales do fart.  The ‘fecal plume’ of a whale is reportedly extremely stinky!  No, the picture here is not of an actual whale fart.  It is a representation of what an exceptionally large sperm whale would emit after a beer binge.

This picture is similar to what a guy I knew did in a crowed hot tub.  He wasn’t as big as a whale but he had a gastrointestinal problem.

This humorous tweet is by punsomsaard.  Feel free to retweet.