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		<title>I do NOT text or email while driving alone&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would never text or email while driving alone Instead, I use my solitary driving time to work on spreadsheets, write blog posts, ot to compose articles.  Then when I have a paying fare in my taxi, I can do texting and email while carrying on a conversation with the person in the back seat.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>I would never text or email while driving alone</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://russt.hypcontrol.hop.clickbank.net"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-68" title="UltimateConversational_cover1" src="http://asm.dsiex.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/UltimateConversational_cover1.jpg" alt="UltimateConversational_cover1" width="212" height="256" /></a>Instead, I use my solitary driving time to work on spreadsheets, write blog posts, ot to compose articles.  Then when I have a paying fare in my taxi, I can do texting and email while carrying on a conversation with the person in the back seat.  If you REALLY want to do something positive to improve road safety, you should buy one of the digital products I offer on my sites.  Then I can retire from cab driving.  <img src='http://asm.dsiex.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p>Why do I occupy my driving time with distracting pursuits?  I never did &#8211; until it became illegal.  Now I do it because &#8211; well &#8211; F*ck Law!  F*ck Law right up its over-stretched a**hole.  Law may have been slightly better than rule by kings, but law is NOT the right way to effectively manage a society of supposedly free people.  And I&#8217;ll flagrantly break any law &#8212; as long as I can do so without harming a living person.</p>
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<p>[NOTE: Law's 'over-stretched' a**hole comes from having lawyers, politicians and police pumping law from behind for so much cash that law is now too butt-raped to do the job.]</p>
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