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		<title>Annoying People with Hypnosis</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Annoying People who overuse Expressions &#8220;Got her.&#8221;  A voice comes over the cab frequency. &#8220;Did someone run away from a fare?&#8221;  My customer asks. &#8220;That driver is just continuously annoying.  He always uses expressions like &#8216;got her/him&#8217; or &#8216;got her/him home&#8217; as if he is the only taxi driver in the known universe, capable of [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://russt.hypcontrol.hop.clickbank.net"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-207" title="UCH--Banner120x600" src="http://asm.dsiex.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/UCH-Banner120x600.jpg" alt="UCH--Banner120x600" width="120" height="600" /></a>&#8220;Got her.&#8221;  A voice comes over the cab frequency.</p>
<p>&#8220;Did someone run away from a fare?&#8221;  My customer asks.</p>
<p>&#8220;That driver is just continuously annoying.  He always uses expressions like &#8216;got her/him&#8217; or &#8216;got her/him home&#8217; as if he is the only taxi driver in the known universe, capable of finding an address and taking a passenger to the destination.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;It must be annoying to hear it all the time.&#8221;  The customer then lowers his voice.  &#8220;I&#8217;d be tempted to shoot him.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;If all annoying people were shot, there would not be many left in this world.  Instead, I could put him under hypnosis, so that he finds his own expressions annoying.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Shooting would probably be easier.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Not really.  A murder involves an <strong>exceptional</strong> lot of crap that I&#8217;d rather not deal with.  Whereas if I simply pre-plan a conversation with him, I can implant the message without anyone being the wiser &#8211; and with the radio chatter being much less annoying.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Isn&#8217;t it hard to slip something like &#8216;you&#8217;re getting very sleepy&#8217; into a casual conversation?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;With conversation hypnosis, you don&#8217;t have to put someone into a hypnotic trance.  I&#8217;m certain that without much difficulty, I could slide some anti-annoying hypnotic suggestions into his subliminal mind though a normal conversation and that would be <strong>worth more</strong>.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Turn left at that corner.&#8221;  The passenger points as we near his destination.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll <strong>give</strong> you <strong>a huge tip</strong> on the subject of hypnosis.&#8221;  I say, putting a tiny bit of extra volume on some of the words.  &#8220;The subconscious mind tells you what to do &#8212; not the other way around.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;This ride has been interesting and you deserve an extra large gratuity.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;How unexpected!&#8221;  I smile and accept the bonus money.  &#8220;Call me back anytime.&#8221;</p>
<p>The passenger leaves my taxi, wondering what inspired his sudden generosity, when he is normally very frugal with his cash.</p>
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<p>This story ACTUALLY happened.  You don&#8217;t know how much really good stuff can happen for you when you know the secrets of <strong><a href="http://russt.hypcontrol.hop.clickbank.net">Conversation Hypnosis</a></strong>.  You can make people you know less annoying and have them doing almost anything that you want them to do &#8211; without them realizing that you made them do it.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://russt.hypcontrol.hop.clickbank.net">Even if you don&#8217;t use it, know how to  defend against subliminal tactics</a></strong></p>
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