Your cheating boyfriend has plucked more g-strings than a concert cellist.
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009I wanted to say that when the girl in my cab said to me ‘I think my boyfriend may be cheating on my.’ Hello! The guy we are talking about her is the doorman at a strip club. ‘I love him so much.’ She went on to bemoan. ‘I had his name tattooed on my belly: see.’ The girl hiked up her t-shirt to display the recent ink – ‘Jenny and Dustin 4 eternity.’ The words were emblazoned on a banner amid red roses and hearts.
Safely Find Out for Certain
‘I know Dustin,’ I said as tactfully as I could, ‘and I know the place he works provides an industrial strength opportunity for your boyfriend to cheat on you. Where or not your boyfriend is faithful to you is something that I don’t know for sure either way.’
Jenny didn’t say anything. She just looked at me imploringly.
‘I do know a way for you to fine out for certain.’ I wrote a website address out for her but with my blog here, I can just post the same link.
Stay tuned. I drive this couple around often and I’ll let you know how it all develops.
