Annoying People with Hypnosis
Sunday, November 8th, 2009Annoying People who overuse Expressions
“Got her.” A voice comes over the cab frequency.
“Did someone run away from a fare?” My customer asks.
“That driver is just continuously annoying. He always uses expressions like ‘got her/him’ or ‘got her/him home’ as if he is the only taxi driver in the known universe, capable of finding an address and taking a passenger to the destination.”
“It must be annoying to hear it all the time.” The customer then lowers his voice. “I’d be tempted to shoot him.”
“If all annoying people were shot, there would not be many left in this world. Instead, I could put him under hypnosis, so that he finds his own expressions annoying.”
“Shooting would probably be easier.”
“Not really. A murder involves an exceptional lot of crap that I’d rather not deal with. Whereas if I simply pre-plan a conversation with him, I can implant the message without anyone being the wiser – and with the radio chatter being much less annoying.”
“Isn’t it hard to slip something like ‘you’re getting very sleepy’ into a casual conversation?”
“With conversation hypnosis, you don’t have to put someone into a hypnotic trance. I’m certain that without much difficulty, I could slide some anti-annoying hypnotic suggestions into his subliminal mind though a normal conversation and that would be worth more.”
“Turn left at that corner.” The passenger points as we near his destination.
“I’ll give you a huge tip on the subject of hypnosis.” I say, putting a tiny bit of extra volume on some of the words. “The subconscious mind tells you what to do — not the other way around.”
“This ride has been interesting and you deserve an extra large gratuity.”
“How unexpected!” I smile and accept the bonus money. “Call me back anytime.”
The passenger leaves my taxi, wondering what inspired his sudden generosity, when he is normally very frugal with his cash.
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