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	<title>A.S.M. &#187; a nickle</title>
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		<title>Hey Pritham!  Someone Dropped a Nickle&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;Maybe you should crawl around and see if you can find it! In the taxi industry, there are some for whom money is the only thing. I imagine it is the same in many other walks of life too. These people may not quite sell their mothers for a small profit, but their integrity is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>&#8230;Maybe you should crawl around and see if you can find it!</strong></p>
<p>In the taxi industry, there are some for whom money is the only thing.  I imagine it is the same in many other walks of life too.  These people may not quite sell their mothers for a small profit, but their integrity is something they wouldn&#8217;t miss anyways, so that is for sale cheap.</p>
<p><strong>I&#8217;m reminded of a joke&#8230; </strong></p>
<div id="attachment_68" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 222px"><a href="http://russt.hypcontrol.hop.clickbank.net"><img class="size-full wp-image-68" title="UltimateConversational_cover1" src="http://asm.dsiex.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/UltimateConversational_cover1.jpg" alt="You Can Have an Incredible Ability" width="212" height="256" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">You Can Have an Incredible Ability</p></div>
<p>I went into an old-school outhouse with an urgent need, only to find it was already occupied.  But as this was a two-seat outhouse, I dropped my pants and occupied the second hole on the bench.  The other man was just finishing up anyways.</p>
<p>As he pulled up his trousers, a nickle fell from his pocket and the coin dropped into the hole.  The man sadly looked at the five-cent piece that had landed squarely in the sh*t.  He took out his wallet and extracted a hundred dollar bill.  Then to my shock, he threw the large denomination bill into the hole.</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s throwing good money after bad!&#8221;  I said.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;I&#8217;m not climbing down for just a nickle.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>Yes, there is a moral to this story.  LOL  But if I have to tell you what it is, then your knowing likely wouldn&#8217;t benefit you anyways.  And Pritham?  Well, he&#8217;ll likely sneak over for that nickle because he would fish a dime out of a urinal with his bare fingers.</p>
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