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You NEVER know if they are being nice!

I picked up a fare at a mall and I had to turn onto a very busy one-way street.

“We might be here awhile.” I said to my passenger, as the traffic was all backed up at a red light.

But when the light turned green, a pickup truck hung back, leaving a wide open spot.

“Awesome!” I said. “Finding a courteous driver in this money town is rare.”

I waved ‘thank you’ to the thoughtful motorist, as I zipped my taxi into the lane in front of him.

‘HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK’ The driver behind voices his extreme displeasure with his horn. It seems he wasn’t being nice. He was just slow and my taking advantage just rubbed his turtle pace into his face.

“Apparently those courteous drivers are still close to extinction.” I joked with my passenger.

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As a taxi driver, I spend my whole day observing other motorists. Often their middle fingers. It is no wonder that the accident rates are so high. Many people are driving around with a borderline case of road rage. Take this one case for example. I pulled into the pickup truck’s lane but I never slowed him up any more than he was already moving. So why did he honk so vehemently? I personally know why, but I’ll go into that in another post.

I would never text or email while driving alone

Instead, I use my solitary driving time to work on spreadsheets, write blog posts, ot to compose articles.  Then when I have a paying fare in my taxi, I can do texting and email while carrying on a conversation with the person in the back seat.  If you REALLY want to do something positive to improve road safety, you should buy one of the digital products I offer on my sites.  Then I can retire from cab driving. 

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Why do I occupy my driving time with distracting pursuits? I never did – until it became illegal. Now I do it because – well – F*ck Law! F*ck Law right up its over-stretched a**hole. Law may have been slightly better than rule by kings, but law is NOT the right way to effectively manage a society of supposedly free people. And I’ll flagrantly break any law — as long as I can do so without harming a living person.

[NOTE: Law's 'over-stretched' a**hole comes from having lawyers, politicians and police pumping law from behind for so much cash that law is now too butt-raped to do the job.]

…Maybe you should crawl around and see if you can find it!

In the taxi industry, there are some for whom money is the only thing. I imagine it is the same in many other walks of life too. These people may not quite sell their mothers for a small profit, but their integrity is something they wouldn’t miss anyways, so that is for sale cheap.

I’m reminded of a joke…

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I went into an old-school outhouse with an urgent need, only to find it was already occupied. But as this was a two-seat outhouse, I dropped my pants and occupied the second hole on the bench. The other man was just finishing up anyways.

As he pulled up his trousers, a nickle fell from his pocket and the coin dropped into the hole. The man sadly looked at the five-cent piece that had landed squarely in the sh*t. He took out his wallet and extracted a hundred dollar bill. Then to my shock, he threw the large denomination bill into the hole.

“That’s throwing good money after bad!” I said.

“I’m not climbing down for just a nickle.”

Yes, there is a moral to this story. LOL But if I have to tell you what it is, then your knowing likely wouldn’t benefit you anyways.  And Pritham?  Well, he’ll likely sneak over for that nickle because he would fish a dime out of a urinal with his bare fingers.

Do you believe the media hype about H1N1?

I talk to many different people, from all strata of society and the discussions regarding the H1N1 flu highlights one thing – NOBODY believes the mass media.  That’s what you get when the media is just a tentacle of big business and a hand puppet of the government.  Is the H1N1 a credible threat to public health?  Or is it really just a money making scam the vaccine producing cartel is running?  One can’t believe what the government has to say either because the political parties are just items in big business inventory.

Big business is committing heinous crimes against humanity BUT their media propaganda arm keeps only the one viewpoint in the public’s duped eyes.  “Yes, big business is inexorably making our environment unfit to sustain human life BUT It has to do that to reduce the cost of producing crap that doesn’t doesn’t last – er – and keep people employed and making enough money to continue being stupid consumers.

People are lining up for this precious new H1N1 vaccine.  Why?  Because they don’t trust either media, government or big business.  Because if this H1N1 is actually a virulent strain manufactured BY the big corporate pharacuticals to kill off those who are not properly propagandized, then people would rather be duped live sheep, than independant dead people.

My post yesterday on Karma reminded me of a recent conversation.

“Oh man!”  A guy in my taxicab heaves a sigh of resignation.  “I give up on getting my ex girlfriend back.”

“So you’re folding up like a paper fan?”

“What else can I do?  Karma has decreed that I have to settle for less.”

“And what did you do to merit such a terminal sentence from Karma?”  I asked but didn’t wait for an answer.  “I do know how karma works and you don’t get bad back unless you earn it.”

“I’ve done everything to get my ex girlfriend back.”

“Everything is a very big word.  The entire past, present and future population of the world could take continuous actions for eternity and still they wouldn’t have done everything.”

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“Well, I’ve bashed my head against a solid wall for long enough.”

“If you had really done it enough, then we wouldn’t be having this defeatist conversation about getting your ex girlfriend back because you would’ve done it enough to be successful.  After a guy has bashed his head against a solid wall for too long, he comes to one of two conclusions.  The easy option is to go looking for a weaker wall.  The other way is to strengthen your head and then bash through.”

“I don’t like the sound of that lesser wall.  I just want my ex girlfriend back.  She was perfect for me.”

“But you obviously weren’t perfect for her.”

“She liked me well enough at first.”

“Then she realized that you didn’t have either vision or staying power.  She didn’t relish a future chained to a quitter who would quickly blame karma for a lack of success that was actually owed to his shortage of determination.”

“That’s kinda harsh!”

“It’s fairly realistic though, isn’t it?”

“I’ll keep trying.”  He said resignedly.

“That would be pointless.  You’ve already badly bruised your forehead without leaving any chinks in your ex girlfriend’s armor.  In fact, your feeble efforts have just made her strengthen her resolve against you.  Before you go back to her again, you need to toughen up your skull.  Then you can overwhelm a wall that isn’t strong enough to hold you at bay.  And when you DO break-through with your ex girlfriend, just that will absolutely prove to her that she is with the right guy for her.”

“How do I do that?”

“Well to start with….”  I won’t write my full answer here, because I’ve sprinkled this post with links to the head strengthening solutions.

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Life revolves around karma

This is a cab story but also a human demonstration of karma in action.

The taxi company I work with has a contract with a popular nightclub. We are the only taxis allowed to pick-up there. A trade off is that we sometimes have to accept one of the club’s courtesy cards which is a cheap fare charged back to the nightclub.

I was about to pull into the nightclub parking lot, and I had the right-of-way to do so, but an over-eager other driver cut me off to get into the line ahead of me. I could have got angry but I just took the spot behind him – and karma took over from there.

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The nightclub was closing and the taxi line started moving. I watched one of the club’s doormen go to the cab in front of me and hand the driver a courtesy card. ‘Hmmm, I’m now quite happy that he dodged in front of me’ – but this story gets even better. The second two bouncers come out half carrying a very drunk person, and they almost literally ‘pour’ this sodden person into the back of Paul’s van. ‘Now I’m REALLY pleased that I wasn’t in the spot Paul stole from me.’ But Karma hadn’t finished yet.

“Woah,” another guy has left the nightclub about the same time, and he hops into my passenger seat, “that guy was super drunk! He puked onto the inside of the door as they were hauling him out.”

“Wow!” I chuckled. I know that a drunk who is sick will not just vomit once. “He’s likely also barfing right now in the cab in front of us.”

Sure enough, Paul’s taxi had started to move but then pulled over to the curb. The frantic driver was trying to open the door to allow the drunk to be sick outside, but it already was too late. For the tiny fare on the courtesy card, the unfortunate driver would have to spend hours cleaning a smelly mess from the inside of his car – and his evening was finished until he completed the nasty task.

‘Are you happy that you cut me off to snatch my spot?’ I silently asked as we drove by. Then I thought to ask my passenger where he was going.

“Do you have a flat rate to ——-?” He asked regarding a smaller town some distance away. It’s a gravy trip worth a couple hundred dollars. And karma had done the job perfectly. Had the greedy driver not stolen my place, I would’ve gotten the barfing drunk on the courtesy card and he would’ve been headed out of town for the choice trip.

Karma doesn’t always demonstrate itself quite so clearly, but karma is always working in the background to ensure that people get what they deserve – both good and bad.

Be Sneaky To Get An Ex Back

To get an ex back you may have to learn how to be sneaky. Getting back together with you may be the last thing on their mind but it is at the forefront of yours. You will have to learn to be more covert in how you interact with this person so they don’t know what you are up to.

How to get you ex back

Trying to figure out how to get back an ex is something that many people try to do who weren’t ready for the relationship or marriage to end. Any divorce or break up usually has one person that is still hanging. It might be obvious to the person that wants to move on that you weren’t ready to and want to get an ex back.

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Do things that make is look like you are ready to move on and that you aren’t trying to get an ex back. Have fun. Go out with friends and have a blast. Don’t try and rub their nose in it. Be obvious to their friends, though, that you are going out and having fun. Word will get back to them that you are back and if you are moving forward faster than what they are, it might bother them.

When the two of you do talk, don’t fill their head with all these things that you are doing. Just let them know that you are happy. It will be easy to try and make them feel jealous. This may happen anyway. Try and make it seem like their life is worth being happy about as well. It may not seem like it but this will go a long way in trying to get back an ex. You are trying to make them feel like a more stable and independent person and that is a quality that most people are drawn to.

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Give it some time. You may think about them every day but you don’t need to let them know about that for a while. It may be too obvious that you are only interested in trying to get an ex back. Wait a couple weeks and then call them up or send them a message asking how things are going. Sound as much like an old friend as you can. Think about how old friends have tried to get back in touch with you and do the same thing.

When/if they start talking, just let them talk. They will be more likely to be drawn to someone who values what they have to say and that may be a huge difference from the way things may have been. You may need them but let them get to a point where they value having you because you will listen to them. You may find them needing you and trying to get an ex back.

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After you have been able to keep this up and re-develop a friendship they may want to get back together with you. While you may consider yourself pursuing them, you may find yourself being pursued. It is very likely, though, that you won’t have to make the first move. It could be they would rather do it themselves.  And…

The very best way to get an ex back is to have them wanting to get you back.

Recently a Crack-Addicted Prostitute Was Found in the River.  The police have employed all their crime fighting toys in the investigation but the case will ultimately go unsolved.  Why?  Because the ones doing the investigation are the same ones who killed her.  And nothing will be done about it because A) to society she wasn’t a person, she was only a crack-whore, and B) because the police have culturally granted immunity from prosecution for their MANY crimes.

A guy tells me he was recently shaken down by the local police.  When frisked, the police found he had a bag of weed and $300.  “Was I ever lucky!”  He said.  “The police confiscated both and let me off with a non-written warning.”  His personal ‘luck’ is society’s misfortune because an obvious reason for a non-written warning was to allow the corrupt officers to keep the money and the weed without leaving an evidence trail.

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The view from the street level is that the police are the very worst of criminals and those street people have the direct view of the criminal activities the police engage in.  The rest of society turns a blind eye and feel sorry for those ‘brave officers’ who put their lives on the line to ‘serve and protect’.  That is noble sentiment but often utterly untrue: police are ‘self-serving’ whatever they can get and ‘protecting’ their own interests by eliminating a potential witness of their nefarious activities.

The murdered street-hooker had been in the area for a number of years.  Yet her criminal record was likely fairly clean, because she provided the police with some sexual favors and she resold confiscated drugs for them.  Is it possible that she made the fatal mistake of asking for something in return?  Or perhaps she may have said she would tell of her dealings with police and maybe that provoked her death?

Of course I have no proof or direct knowledge to make an official allegation.  Doing that would only put me onto a police hit list.  Even this post might mark me for harrassment but if we people are ever going to free ourselves from the rule-by-criminals, someone has to take the chance and speak out.

So here is a statement of my firm belief: The murder of the drug-addicted prostitute will go unsolved BECAUSE the most likely culprets were automatically excluded from the list of suspects.  And if the police do ever find someone to charge, it will likely be someone innocent of that, but who the police have  manufactured the evidence to convict.  THAT is the world we live in!  And putting your head in the sand like an ostrich doesn’t help fix it!

Do you choose not to believe in my opinion of who really committed this crime?  Then prove to me that I’m incorrect.  You can’t because the system is designed to fascilitate corruption and police brutality.  And as long as the official thugs have the power to hide their heinous misdeeds in an unmonitored way, then they will continue to prey on society.

Set a Spell and I’ll tell you about a Witch.

I had a witch in my car yesterday. No, this wasn’t just a girl trying out her Halloween costume early. This woman was an actual witch. It’s funny what topics one can get into while in a taxi. We has sat for a spell at a red light and I said in jest that I ‘wished I had the magical power to turn signals to green’. That’s when she confessed to being a witch: one couldn’t have known it from her stylish clothing.

‘Can you,’ I asked the lady who looked more like a lawyer b*tch than a jilted witch, ‘ zip your broomstick over to push the pedestrian walk button?’  She laughed and then we chatted about witches and witchcraft.

“Can you put a spell on my meter to make it run faster?”  I asked.

“That’s a mechanical thing,”  The witch replied.  “You probably just need a screwdriver instead of a witchcraft spell.  I could make you a charm that causes passengers to give you better tips though.”

“Bylaw enforcement would burn me at the stake if I monkey with the meter mechanism.”

“My ex-boyfriend was a policeman.”  She mused.  “I caught him monkeying around with another girl.”

“Did you put a jinx on his monkey business?”

“That’s putting it mildly.”  The uptown-class witch laughed wickedly.

I really tried hard to get the urban witch to tell me what witchcraft spell she actually put onto her ex-boyfriend but she wouldn’t confess it to me.  However, some of the things that she did tell me were impressive.  Then when we got to where the witch was going, I found myself offering the cab ride as free in return for the magic charm she offered regarding extra gratuities.  She must have put a super effective spell on me for that – I don’t give many freebies.

So we’ll see what turns out.  I’ll let you know.  If you have a yearning for some learning about witchcraft, I’ve found a link for you.  Old Witchcraft Spells!  I wonder if I’ll hear a rumor about an ex-boyfriend local cop having come down with a nasty case of genital warts.

Bad Taxi Humor

I do get bored with talking about the weather, and I even get sick of complaining about the traffic.  Humor is usually a good alternative but there are some taxi humor remarks in some situations that don’t always turn out out so well.

1.  When picking up someone while police / ambulance / fire sirens are heard in the background, don’t say ‘Get in quickly: it’s my taxi they’re chasing‘.

2. When a person of an ultra conservative religious sect notices that your (female/male) cross shift taxi driver’s permit does not match your gender, don’t say ‘That picture was taken before my sex-change operation‘.

3.  If the taxi dispatcher has informed you that you will need to have change for a (large denomination bill), don’t tell the customer that ‘Rumor has it that we’re supposed to drive around until the taxi meter reads (whatever the denomination amount)’.

I’ll post more of these as I think of them, remember them, or blow holes in more conversations.