Hey Pritham! Someone Dropped a Nickle…

…Maybe you should crawl around and see if you can find it!

In the taxi industry, there are some for whom money is the only thing. I imagine it is the same in many other walks of life too. These people may not quite sell their mothers for a small profit, but their integrity is something they wouldn’t miss anyways, so that is for sale cheap.

I’m reminded of a joke…

You Can Have an Incredible Ability

You Can Have an Incredible Ability

I went into an old-school outhouse with an urgent need, only to find it was already occupied. But as this was a two-seat outhouse, I dropped my pants and occupied the second hole on the bench. The other man was just finishing up anyways.

As he pulled up his trousers, a nickle fell from his pocket and the coin dropped into the hole. The man sadly looked at the five-cent piece that had landed squarely in the sh*t. He took out his wallet and extracted a hundred dollar bill. Then to my shock, he threw the large denomination bill into the hole.

“That’s throwing good money after bad!” I said.

“I’m not climbing down for just a nickle.”

Yes, there is a moral to this story. LOL But if I have to tell you what it is, then your knowing likely wouldn’t benefit you anyways.  And Pritham?  Well, he’ll likely sneak over for that nickle because he would fish a dime out of a urinal with his bare fingers.

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