Does it Matter if a Mafia thug has a Nice Tie?
I received a survey call from a bank
“Do you have a few minutes to complete a customer service survey?”
“Sure.”
“How would you rate XYZ Bank’s customer service – on a one-to-ten scale?”
“That is difficult to answer. As far as walking into a branch to carry out a routine banking task, I suppose it would be a six. But the general banking practices of this and every other bank are heinous crimes against humanity, so in that respect, the customer dis-service on a one-to-ten scale would be about 5000.”
“I marked down a six.”
“Whatever. Next question.”
“How would you rate XYZ Bank’s facility? Was it esthetically pleasing?”
“The building and decorating is fine. Again, I’ll say six. But, the white collar criminal activities of creating phony money out of debt instruments and ensuring that everyday people remain as wage slaves rates 5000 on my one-to-ten scale of moral repugnance.”
“I don’t have a moral repugnance slot on my survey form.”
“Of course not. And honestly, I’m not interested in responding to the queries that you do have.”
“Why not? We value your customer service survey input.”
“Yah right.” I laugh. “Let me express it this way. When a Mafia thug is firing slugs into your belly, does it really matter if he is wearing a nice tie?”
SOCIAL FOOT NOTE: If more of us expressed our dissatisfaction in everyday conversations, then more would realize that they are NOT ALONE in the knowledge that some things are gravely amiss in this world. The white collar criminal profiteers of the banking cartels really need to be called up on the carpet and chastised like the Mafia thugs that they are.
Tags: banks, customer service, customer service survey, Mafia thug, white collar criminals
July 31st, 2010 at 8:29 am
When you order frogs legs at a diner what do they do with the rest of the frog ? – Well surely they just throw the rest of the frog away and take it to the tip.