Bowel Movement in Lightning Storm
It is said whenever Zeus throws a lightning bolt, he farts from the exertion.
Alright, maybe I’m the one that started that rumor about Zeus farts but I do like to take my bowel movements during lightning storms.
Why? Isn’t that obvious? Then my room-mates don’t know it it is thunder or my farts.
I’m not quite sure why I decided to share this snippet with you. I thought it was a humorous tweet when I started composing this post but I think the chance of a retweet is slender.
Anyway, the rain wasn’t a snippet: it poured here for over two hours. Lightning flashed and the peals of thunder were loud as a lawyers lies, as magnified by a media microphone. I had more than enough time to head for the toilet.
Google is like the Zeus of search and Internet traffic. And when Google farts, everyone smells it. I expect the truly humorous part of this post, maybe worthy of a tweet or a retweet, will be on the sidebar. What snippet of advertising will Google deem appropriate for a post that is optimized for snippit, farts, humorous tweet, lightning storm and bowel movement?
LOL Hey! Does anyone need a good tool softener for a comfortable lightning storm toilet trip?
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