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		<title>H1N1 Flu is naught but a hoax</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mass media has NO credibility as the H1N1 hoax shows
I drive many people around and they represent the TRUE full spectrum of society, from the crack-addicted homeless to the cash-addicted soulless (lawyers).  And the people I talk to mostly think the whole H1N1 &#8216;pandemic&#8217; is manufactured by the mass-media, for the reason of making [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Mass media has NO credibility as the H1N1 hoax shows</strong></p>
<p>I drive many people around and they represent the TRUE full spectrum of society, from the crack-addicted homeless to the cash-addicted soulless (lawyers).  And the people I talk to mostly think the whole H1N1 &#8216;pandemic&#8217; is manufactured by the mass-media, for the reason of making drug companies more money &#8211; PERIOD.</p>
<p>The disillusioned people then say &#8211; &#8216;But what can we do?  Our voices are never heard.&#8217;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s right.  The real majority is never represented because the media is controlled by power-addicts and owned by money-addicts.  But I&#8217;ll say this as loudly and strongly as my small voice will carry.  <strong>WE ARE THE REAL MAJORITY!</strong> And as soon as more of us realize that, our world will change for the better.</p>
<p>What can you do?  <strong>You can say something</strong>.  And then the people around you will know that you share their hidden opinion.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://russt.hypcontrol.hop.clickbank.net">Click Here and Retake Control of your Own Brain</a></strong></p>
<p><strong>But this post was really supposed to be about the H1N1 swine flu hoax. </strong></p>
<p><a href="http://russt.hypcontrol.hop.clickbank.net"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-207" title="UCH--Banner120x600" src="http://asm.dsiex.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/UCH-Banner120x600.jpg" alt="UCH--Banner120x600" width="120" height="600" /></a>I surfed over to the Canadian government propaganda site &#8216;fightflu.ca&#8217; and a survey popped up, so I filled out the form.  Here are my responses:</p>
<p>Question 1. &#8211; What information are/were you searching for on this site today?<br />
Answer choices -A. H1N1 flu virus, also known as “swine flu”. B. Seasonal flu. C.Vaccines. D. Other (specify).  (I chose D and specified)<br />
&#8211;I just came to make a comment and this survey popped up.</p>
<p>Question 2. &#8211; In general, what type of information do you need about the H1N1 flu virus?<br />
&#8211;Was H1N1 created for profit in a drug corporation laboratory?</p>
<p>Question 3. &#8211; Were you able to find what you were looking for today?<br />
Answer choices &#8211; A. Yes B. Partially C. Still Looking D. Other (specify) (again I chose D.)<br />
&#8211;Like you&#8217;re going to make that info public even though it is true.</p>
<p>Questions 4-14. &#8211; I didn’t pay attention to questions &amp; clicked non-committal answers.</p>
<p>Question 15. &#8211; Please provide any additional comments you might have about the Public Health Agency of Canada Web site (optional).<br />
&#8211;I drive a taxi and speak to many people from all walks of like.  The general view is that the propaganda media has zero credibility and the criminal government deserves zero respect.</p>
<p><strong>Having completed the survey (although my opinion will doubtlessly be disregarded), I went on to place my comment:</strong></p>
<p>People do believe that;</p>
<p>a) Both the severity and the numbers are grossly inflated.  Most of the H1N1 deaths are infirm people who entered the hospital with other life-threatening malady, then contracted H1N1. So it was only a factor in the death as a technicality.</p>
<p>b) The media hype and fear-mongering regarding this whole H1N1 &#8216;pandemic&#8217; is mandated on one over-riding priority &#8211; to make big profits for drug corporations &#8211; period.</p>
<p>c) The media, the corporate drug cartels, and the government, including its agencies, have no credibility and deserve no respect whatsoever.</p>
<p>Those three factors comprise the REAL on-the-street story of this H1N1 hoax, but that story is squelched.</p>
<p>Why don&#8217;t you go to <a href="http://fightflu.ca">fightflu.ca</a> and offer your opinion.  Please feel free to copy any of my wording for your own responses, if my view matches with yours.</p>
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<p>PS.  Don&#8217;t feel alone.  There are MANY of us who are sick and tired of being ruled and controlled by the corrupt and the greedy.  When you start talking about it, you&#8217;ll start to see how VERY MANY of us there REALLY are.</p>
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		<title>This Just Makes our Wounded Society Even Sicker</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 16:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Storm-Trooper in Peace Officer Uniform
I drive a taxi and at about 4:30 on Saturday afternoon, I was tired from a long shift and heading home.  As I was about to round a corner, a City Bylaw Enforcement Officer turned onto the street.  He observed me doing an action which appeared to be lighting a cigarette.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Storm-Trooper in <em>Peace</em> Officer Uniform</strong></p>
<p>I drive a taxi and at about 4:30 on Saturday afternoon, I was tired from a long shift and heading home.  As I was about to round a corner, a City Bylaw Enforcement Officer turned onto the street.  He observed me doing an action which appeared to be lighting a cigarette.  <strong>-Screech!-</strong> His brakes matched the siren that was likely wailing in his mind &#8211; <strong>&#8216;LAW BREAKER! LAW BREAKER!&#8217;</strong> He stabbed a pointing finger at me!  So I stopped and rolled down my window.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;If I EVER see you smoking again,&#8221;</strong> the <em>Peace</em> Officer&#8217;s  tone of voice was as an Army Drill Sergeant hopped up on Meth-Amphetimine, <strong>&#8220;I&#8217;ll tow your F*CKING cab!&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>This was not an immanent shoot-out situation, my demeanor was calm and at the very worst, this was a situation involving a (largely unpopular but also minor) city smoking bylaw.  The decidedly hostile <em>peace </em>officer was blowing it completely out of proportion.  But presumably part of his annoyance came because doing an investigation and perhaps writing a citation, would have kept him from his next destination, which was obviously the nearby coffee shop.</p>
<p>I wrote a note to city council about the incident &#8211; not that it is likely to accomplish any purpose, but to put me onto a hit list.  And I&#8217;m writing about it here to express my belief that people should one day stand up against this police abuse that can range from gross over-reaction to minor things, and up to a gang of thug cops murdering an innocent, unarmed man in the Vancouver airport terminal.</p>
<p>Some very SICK people in uniform are the CAUSE of many societal problems, including the rapidly diminishing public respect for police.  And nothing official is done about it because law has granted itself immunity from prosecution, and even from unbiased investigation.</p>
<p>Shame on us as supposedly civilized people, for allowing ourselves to become ruled by such a corrupt, greedy, domineering, and evil system.  WOW! That sounded harsh, but consider the minor incident that I started this post by describing.</p>
<p>It happened in the late afternoon of a Saturday and the <em>peace</em> officer has doubtlessly just started his 4-midnight weekend shift.  He expects (and as the bully he is, he eagerly anticipates) some good fights with intoxicated people.  In preparation for his shift, he has already loaded up on shots of testosterone and whatever other chemicals the police use to boost their aggressiveness.</p>
<p>Given the pharmacopia of hormone unbalancing drugs brewing inside the <em>peace</em> officer, I can well imagine his inner turmoil.  If he was to be late for his coffee, he wanted to be able to at least pummel me for my cavalier attitude towards his precious bylaw, to which he owes his very existence.  But by being <em>peaceful </em>and affable, I&#8217;m not allowing him to escalate the encounter up to the excessively violent that he wants &#8211; so that pisses him off even worse &#8211; hence the yelling, foul-mouth cursing and threat of the maximum fiscal censure of tow-charge+fine+whatever-else.  Is this is beneficial for our society over the long haul?</p>
<p>We as citizens should demand that a body that is entirely separate from policing and law, be empowered to investigate and issue binding directives to policing and law: IE to have manditory drug testing for the police.  And we should do it soon!  Consider this, the Nazi SS had an unfettered and excessively violent hand, BEFORE the death camps came about.  <strong><em>Those who don&#8217;t learn from the lessons of history are doomed to repete them. </em></strong></p>
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		<title>Try the Tim Horton Stupid Quiz</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you Stupid?
Take this Tim Horton Quiz and Find Out For Sure.
Question #1 Do you patronize Tim Horton&#8217;s Donuts?  Yes?  No?
If your answer is yes, then you are stupid.  Now I&#8217;m really not the one who thinks that you&#8217;re stupid.  I suspect  you just enjoy the coffee there, as I did.  The Tim Horton Management [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Are you Stupid?</strong></p>
<p>Take this Tim Horton Quiz and Find Out For Sure.</p>
<p><strong>Question #1</strong> Do you patronize Tim Horton&#8217;s Donuts?  <strong>Yes?  No?</strong></p>
<p>If your answer is yes, then you are stupid.  Now I&#8217;m really not the one who thinks that you&#8217;re stupid.  I suspect  you just enjoy the coffee there, as I did.  The Tim Horton Management sees you as stupid.</p>
<p>The events behind this post started three days ago, when I went to a Tim Horton drive through.  I ordered a large coffee to refill my mug ($1.60 after tax), but I was tempted to a chicken salad wrap ($1.70 before tax).  But wait!  They have a special deal for two wraps &#8211; ($2.40 for two) and I ask for that.</p>
<p>&#8220;That will be $5.17.&#8221;  The speaker crackles.</p>
<p>&#8220;Hold on.&#8221;  My mental calculator returns an error message.  &#8220;$5.17 is about a dollar too high?&#8221;</p>
<p>At the window, I briefly explained the simple math that showed the $5.17 price was not correct.  Tax is 5%, not 25+%.  They rang it through the til again and the same wrong amount came up again.  &#8220;You&#8217;ll have to take it up with the manager.&#8221;  I paid and continued through.</p>
<p>But now I had the receipt and the reason for the mistake became obvious &#8211; (or so I thought) &#8211; The two wraps were each entered as their single price of $1.70 for a total of $3.40.  I took this into the store.</p>
<p>&#8220;The price is $3.39 for two.&#8221;  The Tim Horton&#8217;s store manager curtly refuted.  And she pointed up to the inside menu board.</p>
<p>&#8220;But I never come into the store and the sign outside reads 2 for 2.40&#8243;.</p>
<p>&#8220;No it doesn&#8217;t!&#8221;  She snapped back.</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes it does.  Shall we both go out and look at it together?&#8221; As we walked around the building, I also mentioned how the $3.39 price seemed a bit insulting to customers.  &#8220;Why would someone splurge for two wraps, when they are only saving a single penny?&#8221;</p>
<div id="attachment_269" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 328px"><img class="size-full wp-image-269" title="outside" src="http://asm.dsiex.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/outside.jpg" alt="&quot;2/ 2.40 doesn't mean you get two for $2.40&quot;" width="318" height="111" /><p class="wp-caption-text">&quot;2/ 2.40 doesn&#39;t mean you get two for $2.40&quot;</p></div>
<p>&#8220;Where it says 2/ 2.40 doesn&#8217;t mean you get two for $2.40!&#8221;  The manager made a bizarre statement after seeing that the customer WAS actually right this time.  The lettering format was identical to the board inside and just the amount was different.</p>
<p>&#8220;Then pardon me, but then what does that actually mean?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll give you the wraps for $2.40 &#8211; <em>This time</em>!&#8221;  Since the manager was stuck for any logical reply, she very grudgingly relented slightly.</p>
<p>But this was too little and too late.  I had already been bluntly told I was wrong, when I was right.  And also rudely spoken to.  At this point, a manager with any customer service skill should have offered a token courtesy card like maybe $5, along with a simple apology and a &#8216;thank you for bringing the sign discrepancy to our attention&#8217;.  But this is Tim Horton&#8217;s and they <em>know </em>that we are all stupid.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll interject a joke here, because I like it and it fits.  A genius went into a pub and found that the bartender was a robot.  &#8216;What can I get you?&#8217; the mechanical bartender asked. &#8220;And may I inquire as to your IQ?&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;My IQ is rather high.&#8217;  The genius mentioned the three digit number and then was impressed when the robot carried on an intelligent conversation on topics that included; nuclear physics, the classical arts and the philosophy of Plato.  The genius finished his drink and left, but on his way out he wondered &#8211; &#8216;What would&#8217;ve happened if my IQ was lower?&#8217;</p>
<p>The genius raked his hair to put his part on the other side and turned up his collar as a mild disguise.  He went inside again and this time he told of a somewhat lower IQ.  This time the talk was of; the girls in the latest Maxim magazine, fishing and NHL Hockey.  The genius left the bar but decided to try it again.</p>
<p>He put his jacket on inside out, unzipped his fly and tied his shoelaces into knots. &#8216;My IQ is only 7.&#8217;  The genius lied and the robot replied in a very slow voice.  &#8216;So &#8211; will &#8211; you &#8211; be &#8211; cheering &#8211; for &#8211; the &#8211; Maple &#8211; Leafs &#8211; again &#8211; this &#8211; year?&#8217;</p>
<p>Ironically, the Tim Horton who co-founded the Tim Horton chain played hockey for the Toronto Maple Leafs and he wore a jersey with the number seven.  So perhaps in keeping with the originating philosophy, Tim Horton&#8217;s wants to appeal to stupid Maple Leaf fans and so they treat all people as if each IQ matches the co-founder&#8217;s jersey number.</p>
<p><a href="http://russt.maverickco.hop.clickbank.net"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-154" title="mavmoney-336x280" src="http://asm.dsiex.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mavmoney-336x280.gif" alt="mavmoney-336x280" width="336" height="280" /></a>But let&#8217;s get back to my story.  I opened my computer and I placed a complaint on the corporate web site.  Then over the next day, I took calls from three different levels of Tim Horton customer service and management.  All of these damage control people agreed with me that the store manager had handled the situation poorly.  And in the end, they had managed to &#8216;un-ruffle my feathers&#8217; and the situation was, for my mind, fully resolved.  Yes, I was still out the $1.03 difference between what I paid and what I should have paid, but I really didn&#8217;t care about that anyways.</p>
<p>Then the next day, the last executive I had talked to, from the local Tim Horton ownership level, called me back again. <strong> &#8216;We would like to give you a complementary card.&#8217; </strong>(This should have probably been offered yesterday, and her chat with regional management over the issue likely showed her oversight.)  We then arranged where I would go to collect it.</p>
<p>When I went to the pre-arranged store (not the same location where the problem originated), I first had to stand in line for five minutes before I could even ask for the manager, who didn&#8217;t know anything about it, and so had to call the head office.  Finally, she issued the courtesy card &#8211; <strong>OF FIVE MEASLY DOLLARS!</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://russt.hypcontrol.hop.clickbank.net"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-207" title="UCH--Banner120x600" src="http://asm.dsiex.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/UCH-Banner120x600.jpg" alt="UCH--Banner120x600" width="120" height="600" /></a>I phoned the woman who offered it back and bluntly told her that the $5 was an insult.  That tiny amount would have been ideal at the location when the incident started, but after having a half hour of my time wasted in an assortment of phone calls, and then another fifteen minutes blown picking up the insulting card, $10, $15, or even dare I say $20 would&#8217;ve been appropriate.  And the skin flint amount showed where the TRUE problem had really originated.  A Tim Horton franchise owner is penny-gripping cheap and they impress a cost-cutting philosophy, even at the expense of  customer service.</p>
<p>Then I finished my verbal and written rant with another input to Tim Horton&#8217;s web site, where I promised to give my insulting $5 card to the smelliest and most offensive wino or crack addict that I could find, so that Tim Horton&#8217;s in-store customers and staff could enjoy the fruits of the owner&#8217;s skin flint nature.</p>
<p>Maybe the location manager was surly because even the $1.05 price difference exceeded the amount that she was authorized to rebate.  Only the 5-store owner&#8217;s personal flunky had a big enough public-relations spending crowbar to pry a five-dollar bill from a tight-fisted owner&#8217;s fat wallet.</p>
<p>But I entitled this post with &#8216;Try the Tim Horton Stupid Quiz&#8217; and an insulting five dollars demonstrates the management/owner foolishness, but it really doesn&#8217;t cover the major stupid factor.  That daftness was in my story but maybe you didn&#8217;t pick up on it.  <strong>Just how stupid is a discount of ONE PENNY?</strong> The five dollar card was insulting to me but <strong>every Tim Horton customer </strong>should feel their intelligence has been insulted by the condescending price of menu items in multiples.</p>
<p>There is just one skinny penny difference between two single items and the package deal of two.  Is this one lone cent sufficient to convince a moderately intelligent person to get the extra?  Or is the sleazy Tim Horton management just banking on a belief that most people are too stupid, or lazy, to do the mental math and figure out what they are saving.  And to top it off, the stupid customers won&#8217;t always actually get that penny, because the procedure at the till is to ring in two singles, and then to punch an extra button to apply the whopping .01 of a dollar discount.  Is a busy cashier most likely to miss that final step?</p>
<p>Cha-Ching Cha-Ching! More pennies into the owner&#8217;s concertina wire protected, cast-iron piggy-bank.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;What can I do to protest?&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>I&#8217;m glad you asked (even though it was me asking for you).  I suggest that when you drive through at a Tim Horton, you should order your drink and ask for the special &#8216;two&#8217; deal of whatever food item you want.  But when you arrive at the window, you correct your order.  &#8220;After ordering I noticed that the second in the deal is only 1 tiny cent difference from the full price.  That 1 penny is not enough to entice me to buy, so I&#8217;ll cancel my request for it.&#8221;  &#8211; But the item is already prepared and now they have to throw it in the garbage.  And when/if the stack of wasted food cost piles up in the trash, maybe Tim Horton owners and managers will slowly realize that they are only ones who are TRULY ignorant!</p>
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		<title>Hannibal the Gerbil Cannibal</title>
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&#8220;One of my daughter&#8217;s gerbils was obviously sick last night.&#8221;  A woman told me as I drove her to work.  &#8220;Then this morning I was awakened by a scream.&#8221;
&#8220;The gerbil was dead?&#8221;
&#8220;Yes, but the reason my daughter screamed was that the remaining gerbil had eaten the dead [...]]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;One of my daughter&#8217;s gerbils was obviously sick last night.&#8221;  A woman told me as I drove her to work.  &#8220;Then this morning I was awakened by a scream.&#8221;</p>
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<p>&#8220;Yes, but the reason my daughter screamed was that the remaining gerbil had eaten the dead one&#8217;s face!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Woah!&#8221;  My mind evoked an unbidden and unpleasant mental image.  &#8220;I didn&#8217;t know that gerbils were cannibals.  Was that gerbil&#8217;s name Hannibal by any chance?&#8221;</p>
<p>In further taxi small talk today, I found that pet rodents, other than just gerbils, will eat the dead ones.  Pigs will also eat another pig that dies.  Yuk!</p>
<p>So this is really a nothing post and I don&#8217;t have any deep moral to offer.  But if you&#8217;re thinking of getting a cute furry little treadmill running gerbil for a family pet, be prepared for the nightmares and emotional scarring that your child could experience as a result of the cannibalistic nature of these creatures.</p>
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		<title>Annoying People with Hypnosis</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:37:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Annoying People who overuse Expressions
&#8220;Got her.&#8221;  A voice comes over the cab frequency.
&#8220;Did someone run away from a fare?&#8221;  My customer asks.
&#8220;That driver is just continuously annoying.  He always uses expressions like &#8216;got her/him&#8217; or &#8216;got her/him home&#8217; as if he is the only taxi driver in the known universe, capable of finding an address [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Annoying People who overuse Expressions</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://russt.hypcontrol.hop.clickbank.net"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-207" title="UCH--Banner120x600" src="http://asm.dsiex.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/UCH-Banner120x600.jpg" alt="UCH--Banner120x600" width="120" height="600" /></a>&#8220;Got her.&#8221;  A voice comes over the cab frequency.</p>
<p>&#8220;Did someone run away from a fare?&#8221;  My customer asks.</p>
<p>&#8220;That driver is just continuously annoying.  He always uses expressions like &#8216;got her/him&#8217; or &#8216;got her/him home&#8217; as if he is the only taxi driver in the known universe, capable of finding an address and taking a passenger to the destination.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;It must be annoying to hear it all the time.&#8221;  The customer then lowers his voice.  &#8220;I&#8217;d be tempted to shoot him.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;If all annoying people were shot, there would not be many left in this world.  Instead, I could put him under hypnosis, so that he finds his own expressions annoying.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Shooting would probably be easier.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Not really.  A murder involves an <strong>exceptional</strong> lot of crap that I&#8217;d rather not deal with.  Whereas if I simply pre-plan a conversation with him, I can implant the message without anyone being the wiser &#8211; and with the radio chatter being much less annoying.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Isn&#8217;t it hard to slip something like &#8216;you&#8217;re getting very sleepy&#8217; into a casual conversation?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;With conversation hypnosis, you don&#8217;t have to put someone into a hypnotic trance.  I&#8217;m certain that without much difficulty, I could slide some anti-annoying hypnotic suggestions into his subliminal mind though a normal conversation and that would be <strong>worth more</strong>.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Turn left at that corner.&#8221;  The passenger points as we near his destination.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll <strong>give</strong> you <strong>a huge tip</strong> on the subject of hypnosis.&#8221;  I say, putting a tiny bit of extra volume on some of the words.  &#8220;The subconscious mind tells you what to do &#8212; not the other way around.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;This ride has been interesting and you deserve an extra large gratuity.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;How unexpected!&#8221;  I smile and accept the bonus money.  &#8220;Call me back anytime.&#8221;</p>
<p>The passenger leaves my taxi, wondering what inspired his sudden generosity, when he is normally very frugal with his cash.</p>
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		<title>City Planners did some lines before drawing the lines</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do road designers even have driver licenses?
I know that many people are  just crappy drivers but this is compounded by some roads that are piss poorly disigned.  I often say that city planners must have &#8216;done some lines, before drawing the lines&#8217;.   For example, a cement median wide enough to build a two-car garage on, [...]]]></description>
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<p>I know that many people are  just crappy drivers but this is compounded by some roads that are piss poorly disigned.  I often say that city planners must have <strong>&#8216;done some lines, before drawing the lines&#8217;</strong>.   For example, a cement median wide enough to build a two-car garage on, stretches for a half a kilometer between the traffic going in opposite directions &#8211; then the left hand turn lane is only long enough for five cars!  Okay, maybe the green arrow light cycle is only long enough for five poky cars but left hopeful cars can even get into the lane until long after the arrow is gone &#8211; then the left turning people back up the straight going.  Hello!  Why didn&#8217;t you use more of the redundant median space to facilitate the heavy flow of left-turning vehicles?</p>
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<p>Random drug testing might be the answer to solve many problems.  However, the drug testing should start at the political level.  Have the politicians piss into the bottles first.  Maybe then the problems will be cured without having to drug test anyone else.</p>
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		<title>An Unintentionally Courteous Driver</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You NEVER know if they are being nice!
I picked up a fare at a mall and I had to turn onto a very busy one-way street.
&#8220;We might be here awhile.&#8221; I said to my passenger, as the traffic was all backed up at a red light.
But when the light turned green, a pickup truck hung [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>You NEVER know if they are being nice!</strong></p>
<p>I picked up a fare at a mall and I had to turn onto a very busy one-way street.</p>
<p><a href="http://russt.hypcontrol.hop.clickbank.net"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-68" title="UltimateConversational_cover1" src="http://asm.dsiex.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/UltimateConversational_cover1.jpg" alt="UltimateConversational_cover1" width="212" height="256" /></a>&#8220;We might be here awhile.&#8221; I said to my passenger, as the traffic was all backed up at a red light.</p>
<p>But when the light turned green, a pickup truck hung back, leaving a wide open spot.</p>
<p>&#8220;Awesome!&#8221;  I said.  &#8220;Finding a courteous driver in this money town is rare.&#8221;</p>
<p>I waved &#8216;thank you&#8217; to the thoughtful motorist, as I zipped my taxi into the lane in front of him.</p>
<p>&#8216;HONK, HONK, HONK, HONK&#8217;  The driver behind voices his extreme displeasure with his horn.  It seems he wasn&#8217;t being nice.  He was just slow and my taking advantage just rubbed his turtle pace into his face.</p>
<p>&#8220;Apparently those courteous drivers are still close to extinction.&#8221;  I joked with my passenger.</p>
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<p>As a taxi driver, I spend my whole day observing other motorists.  <em>Often their middle fingers.</em> It is no wonder that the accident rates are so high.  Many people are driving around with a borderline case of road rage.  Take this one case for example.  I pulled into the pickup truck&#8217;s lane but I never slowed him up any more than he was already moving.  So why did he honk so vehemently?  <em>I personally know why, but I&#8217;ll go into that in another post.</em></p>
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		<title>I do NOT text or email while driving alone&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:38:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would never text or email while driving alone
Instead, I use my solitary driving time to work on spreadsheets, write blog posts, ot to compose articles.  Then when I have a paying fare in my taxi, I can do texting and email while carrying on a conversation with the person in the back seat.  If [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>I would never text or email while driving alone</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://russt.hypcontrol.hop.clickbank.net"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-68" title="UltimateConversational_cover1" src="http://asm.dsiex.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/UltimateConversational_cover1.jpg" alt="UltimateConversational_cover1" width="212" height="256" /></a>Instead, I use my solitary driving time to work on spreadsheets, write blog posts, ot to compose articles.  Then when I have a paying fare in my taxi, I can do texting and email while carrying on a conversation with the person in the back seat.  If you REALLY want to do something positive to improve road safety, you should buy one of the digital products I offer on my sites.  Then I can retire from cab driving.  <img src='http://asm.dsiex.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p>Why do I occupy my driving time with distracting pursuits?  I never did &#8211; until it became illegal.  Now I do it because &#8211; well &#8211; F*ck Law!  F*ck Law right up its over-stretched a**hole.  Law may have been slightly better than rule by kings, but law is NOT the right way to effectively manage a society of supposedly free people.  And I&#8217;ll flagrantly break any law &#8212; as long as I can do so without harming a living person.</p>
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<p>[NOTE: Law's 'over-stretched' a**hole comes from having lawyers, politicians and police pumping law from behind for so much cash that law is now too butt-raped to do the job.]</p>
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		<title>Hey Pritham!  Someone Dropped a Nickle&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:45:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;Maybe you should crawl around and see if you can find it!
In the taxi industry, there are some for whom money is the only thing.  I imagine it is the same in many other walks of life too.  These people may not quite sell their mothers for a small profit, but their integrity [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>&#8230;Maybe you should crawl around and see if you can find it!</strong></p>
<p>In the taxi industry, there are some for whom money is the only thing.  I imagine it is the same in many other walks of life too.  These people may not quite sell their mothers for a small profit, but their integrity is something they wouldn&#8217;t miss anyways, so that is for sale cheap.</p>
<p><strong>I&#8217;m reminded of a joke&#8230; </strong></p>
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<p>I went into an old-school outhouse with an urgent need, only to find it was already occupied.  But as this was a two-seat outhouse, I dropped my pants and occupied the second hole on the bench.  The other man was just finishing up anyways.</p>
<p>As he pulled up his trousers, a nickle fell from his pocket and the coin dropped into the hole.  The man sadly looked at the five-cent piece that had landed squarely in the sh*t.  He took out his wallet and extracted a hundred dollar bill.  Then to my shock, he threw the large denomination bill into the hole.</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s throwing good money after bad!&#8221;  I said.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;I&#8217;m not climbing down for just a nickle.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>Yes, there is a moral to this story.  LOL  But if I have to tell you what it is, then your knowing likely wouldn&#8217;t benefit you anyways.  And Pritham?  Well, he&#8217;ll likely sneak over for that nickle because he would fish a dime out of a urinal with his bare fingers.</p>
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		<title>H1N1 shows Media has dropped the Confidence Ball</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you believe the media hype about H1N1?
I talk to many different people, from all strata of society and the discussions regarding the H1N1 flu highlights one thing &#8211; NOBODY believes the mass media.  That&#8217;s what you get when the media is just a tentacle of big business and a hand puppet of the government.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Do you believe the media hype about H1N1?</strong></p>
<p>I talk to many different people, from all strata of society and the discussions regarding the H1N1 flu highlights one thing &#8211; NOBODY believes the mass media.  That&#8217;s what you get when the media is just a tentacle of big business and a hand puppet of the government.  Is the H1N1 a credible threat to public health?  Or is it really just a money making scam the vaccine producing cartel is running?  One can&#8217;t believe what the government has to say either because the political parties are just items in big business inventory.</p>
<p><a href="http://russt.cbpirate.hop.clickbank.net"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-158" title="getimg-1" src="http://asm.dsiex.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/getimg-1.gif" alt="getimg-1" width="250" height="250" /></a>Big business is committing heinous crimes against humanity BUT their media propaganda arm keeps only the one viewpoint in the public&#8217;s duped eyes.  &#8220;Yes, big business is inexorably making our environment unfit to sustain human life BUT It has to do that to reduce the cost of producing crap that doesn&#8217;t doesn&#8217;t last &#8211; er &#8211; and keep people employed and making enough money to continue being stupid consumers.</p>
<p>People are lining up for this precious new H1N1 vaccine.  Why?  Because they don&#8217;t trust either media, government or big business.  Because if this H1N1 is actually a virulent strain manufactured BY the big corporate pharacuticals to kill off those who are not properly propagandized, then people would rather be duped live sheep, than independant dead people.</p>
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