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		<title>This Just Makes our Wounded Society Even Sicker</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 16:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Storm-Trooper in Peace Officer Uniform I drive a taxi and at about 4:30 on Saturday afternoon, I was tired from a long shift and heading home.  As I was about to round a corner, a City Bylaw Enforcement Officer turned onto the street.  He observed me doing an action which appeared to be lighting a [...]]]></description>
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<p>I drive a taxi and at about 4:30 on Saturday afternoon, I was tired from a long shift and heading home.  As I was about to round a corner, a City Bylaw Enforcement Officer turned onto the street.  He observed me doing an action which appeared to be lighting a cigarette.  <strong>-Screech!-</strong> His brakes matched the siren that was likely wailing in his mind &#8211; <strong>&#8216;LAW BREAKER! LAW BREAKER!&#8217;</strong> He stabbed a pointing finger at me!  So I stopped and rolled down my window.</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;If I EVER see you smoking again,&#8221;</strong> the <em>Peace</em> Officer&#8217;s  tone of voice was as an Army Drill Sergeant hopped up on Meth-Amphetimine, <strong>&#8220;I&#8217;ll tow your F*CKING cab!&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>This was not an immanent shoot-out situation, my demeanor was calm and at the very worst, this was a situation involving a (largely unpopular but also minor) city smoking bylaw.  The decidedly hostile <em>peace </em>officer was blowing it completely out of proportion.  But presumably part of his annoyance came because doing an investigation and perhaps writing a citation, would have kept him from his next destination, which was obviously the nearby coffee shop.</p>
<p>I wrote a note to city council about the incident &#8211; not that it is likely to accomplish any purpose, but to put me onto a hit list.  And I&#8217;m writing about it here to express my belief that people should one day stand up against this police abuse that can range from gross over-reaction to minor things, and up to a gang of thug cops murdering an innocent, unarmed man in the Vancouver airport terminal.</p>
<p>Some very SICK people in uniform are the CAUSE of many societal problems, including the rapidly diminishing public respect for police.  And nothing official is done about it because law has granted itself immunity from prosecution, and even from unbiased investigation.</p>
<p>Shame on us as supposedly civilized people, for allowing ourselves to become ruled by such a corrupt, greedy, domineering, and evil system.  WOW! That sounded harsh, but consider the minor incident that I started this post by describing.</p>
<p>It happened in the late afternoon of a Saturday and the <em>peace</em> officer has doubtlessly just started his 4-midnight weekend shift.  He expects (and as the bully he is, he eagerly anticipates) some good fights with intoxicated people.  In preparation for his shift, he has already loaded up on shots of testosterone and whatever other chemicals the police use to boost their aggressiveness.</p>
<p>Given the pharmacopia of hormone unbalancing drugs brewing inside the <em>peace</em> officer, I can well imagine his inner turmoil.  If he was to be late for his coffee, he wanted to be able to at least pummel me for my cavalier attitude towards his precious bylaw, to which he owes his very existence.  But by being <em>peaceful </em>and affable, I&#8217;m not allowing him to escalate the encounter up to the excessively violent that he wants &#8211; so that pisses him off even worse &#8211; hence the yelling, foul-mouth cursing and threat of the maximum fiscal censure of tow-charge+fine+whatever-else.  Is this is beneficial for our society over the long haul?</p>
<p>We as citizens should demand that a body that is entirely separate from policing and law, be empowered to investigate and issue binding directives to policing and law: IE to have manditory drug testing for the police.  And we should do it soon!  Consider this, the Nazi SS had an unfettered and excessively violent hand, BEFORE the death camps came about.  <strong><em>Those who don&#8217;t learn from the lessons of history are doomed to repete them. </em></strong></p>
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		<title>Your non-smoking taxi smells like an ashtray</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 19:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Buddy,&#8221; I say as I get into a friend&#8217;s taxi for a visit while in a slow period, &#8220;your supposedly &#8216;non-smoking&#8217; taxi smells like an overloaded ashtray.&#8221; &#8220;Smoking in my cab is illegal and the Nazi F**king Police would write me a huge ticket for it.&#8221; &#8220;Yah right,&#8221; I laugh, &#8220;You must smoke about two [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Buddy,&#8221; I say as I get into a friend&#8217;s taxi for a visit while in a slow period, &#8220;your supposedly &#8216;non-smoking&#8217; taxi smells like an overloaded ashtray.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Smoking in my cab is illegal and the Nazi F**king Police would write me a huge ticket for it.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://russt.hypcontrol.hop.clickbank.net"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-68" title="UltimateConversational_cover1" src="http://asm.dsiex.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/UltimateConversational_cover1.jpg" alt="UltimateConversational_cover1" width="212" height="256" /></a>&#8220;Yah right,&#8221; I laugh, &#8220;You must smoke about two packs a day in here.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t smoke any in here.&#8221;  He protested.  &#8220;The f**king Nazi law says I have to have this non-smoking sticker on my window or I can&#8217;t get a f**king taxi permit.  So instead of sitting inside my cab and blowing my smoke out the window, I stand outside smoking and I blow all my smoke back into the cab through a cracked open window.  That way I&#8217;m not breaking the Nazi&#8217;s f**king law but I&#8217;m giving the non-smokers who elected the f**king Nazi government a good strong whiff of my anti-Nazi opinion.  Smokers that get into my cab appreciate my allowing them to light-up as long as they pay the smoking fine if we get one.&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><a href="http://91742f9rwg2l0l5l0czi-bz9pe.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=ASM" target="_top">Click Here To Kick The Smoking Habit</a></strong></p>
<p>This cab driver makes some very good points.  All taxi cabs here are forced by law to have a non-smoking sticker, yet some cab drivers DO smoke, whether inside or outside as my friend does.  So instead of protecting non-smokers from smoke, the law just gives a false impression of all cabs being &#8216;non-smoking&#8217; ones.   A practical way to protect non-smokers would be to forbid a cab from having a &#8216;non-smoking&#8217; sticker on a vehicle where the driver does smoke.  Conversely, it would also allow a smoker to choose a smoking cab if that is what they want.  But that common sense approach doesn&#8217;t net the greedy government any extra ticket revenue and we all know that it&#8217;s all ONLY about the money anyways.</p>
<p>My friend called it a f**king Nazi law, but in fact it is a <strong>STUPID f**king Nazi law</strong>.</p>
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		<title>Dogs, Smoke and Anal Cancer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do cigarettes REALLY cause anal cancer or are they just blowing smoke up our butts?  Personally, when I smoke a cigarette, I hold the filter in my lips and inhale into my lungs.  If I only had a choice between a rectal intake of smoke and quitting, I think I&#8217;d soon quit the habit. Click [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_5" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 157px"><a href="http://91742f9rwg2l0l5l0czi-bz9pe.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=ASM"><img class="size-full wp-image-5" title="smokeupbutt" src="http://asm.dsiex.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/smokeupbutt.jpg" alt="Dog's Nasty Habit" width="147" height="150" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Anal Cancerous Habit</p></div>
<p>Do cigarettes REALLY cause <a href="http://www.cancer.org/docroot/CRI/content/CRI_2_4_2X_What_are_the_risk_factors_for_Anal_Cancer_47.asp">anal cancer</a> or are they just blowing smoke up our butts?  Personally, when I smoke a cigarette, I hold the filter in my lips and inhale into my lungs.  If I only had a choice between a rectal intake of smoke and quitting, I think I&#8217;d soon quit the habit.</p>
<p><a href="http://91742f9rwg2l0l5l0czi-bz9pe.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=ASM" target="_top">Click Here</a> or on the pic to help a dog kick the smoking habit.</p>
<p>In atuality, it&#8217;s been proven that life on earth causes all cancer.  Snippet by <a href="http://twitter.com/rtwyce">rtwyce</a>: follow and retweet it if you like it.</p>
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