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Is Dr Phil a Hermaphrodite

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

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Personal opinion on whether or not Dr Phil is really a hermaphrodite.

Dr Phil does have male pattern baldness, which is a function of testosterone production, so that does suggest he is a male. But the subject matter of his shows, his whining voice and his seemly female qualities of empathy and nosing into everyone’s private affairs, suggest an excessive amount of estrogen in his/her (?) system.

Perhaps Dr Phil could a pre-op, post-op or pending operation candidate for gender reassignment surgery? That would beg the question of whether he/she is going from male to female, or from female to male. What do we really know about Dr Phil? Was he/she originally Phillip or Phylis?

I suppose it is entirely possible that Dr Phil is currently genderless or between genders with only half of the reassignment process completed. One set of genitalia has been removed but the replacement set is waiting for the appropriate hormones to fully kick in. Regardless, it was certainly worth a chuckle for me to watch a small portion of his/her show with a the unresolved issue of his/her actual gender in my mind.

So is Dr Phil a Hermaphrodite? If he/she is, then it answers many questions about him/her. It also means that when told to ‘Go F*ck Yourself!’, he and/or she could literally perform that anatomical function.

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Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

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University Degree = In-the-Box Thinker

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

I saw an online want ad: ‘Out-of-the-Box thinker wanted.’  That’s me!  I think further out of the box than anyone, so I read a bit further.  ‘Must have university degree…’ I stopped reading.  The only university degree I have is a master’s degree in life from the university of life and that degree doesn’t come with a sheepskin.  Oh well, I guess I needn’t apply, but then I got to thinking.

UltimateConversational_cover1Nobody is actually qualified for that job as they have listed. On the one hand, they ask for an out of the box thinker, but then they disqualify all the potential applicants with the university degree requirement. The university IS the box! A university is the quintessential box and a university graduate has an automatic ‘in-the-box-thinking’ degree, that goes along with whatever other university degree the university graduate earned during his/her time spent completely stuffed ‘in the box’.

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I didn’t get the ‘in-the-box’ mislabeled as ‘out-of-the-box’ job: I didn’t even apply.  I wonder if anyone got it?  I suppose the moron who asked for an ‘out-of-the-box thinker with a university degree’ was likely a university graduate with a degree on ‘in-the-box thinking’, but suffering from ‘out-of-the-box’ envy.  The successful candidate would’ve then been another ‘out-of-the-box’ wannabe who had terminated any chance of ever actually thinking out-of-the-box by climbing into the box and having the box fill hos head with box thinking.

Does this post have a real point?  No.  But it was certainly out-of-the-box.  If you want to try thinking even further outside the box, try thinking outside the box of your head.

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Mind Control techniques - Brainwave Entrainment

Save a Life and Get a Life

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Get a life by saving a life.  Are you carrying sufficient karma?  Or could you use more?  What if you got hit by a bus tomorrow?  The world we live in is a nasty place right now.  The doom of global warming looms and though you didn’t directly cause it, the industry you work for and the consumer goods you’ve bought have all contributed to the greenhouse gasses.  You are as responsible for global warming as everyone else and the suffering future generations will endure because of your generation’s excesses are on YOUR karma.  Have you thought of that?  You could save a life and get a life – a next life.


What about global poverty?  You hold part of the collective blame for that too, as far as karma is concerned.  Your affluence is largely bought and paid for on the broken backs of the less fortunate.  Even if you believe in God and not in karma, the sins of your brokers and bankers are tacked to your heavenly account.  Should you save a life you could get a life in the form of an afterlife.  Have you thought of that?

The world you live in is fraught with crime, violence and war.  Did you play a part in that and are those linked to your karma, or on your judgment day rap sheet?  If you said ‘no’, you should think again.  The people you voted for acted in your name and your soul shares the stain.  You could save a life, maybe a great many lives and get a life in return.  The life you get may be vastly better than the life you’re living right now because someone is working on eternity’s direct instructions.

There is a person who has some answers to the global problems that you share the blame for.  He gained these solutions from a death experience and the ideas he has are new. He is working on a blueprint for a few easy changes to society that would have many immediate benefits for humanity. But he needs your help.  His work is consuming and he’s struggling even to make ends meet.  Please give a donation.


Give a little and get a lot.  Give a lot and get back a life supply of good karma.  Save a life and get a life.