A.S.M. » dating http://asm.dsiex.org Caustic Humor - If You're Offended - We've Succeeded. Wed, 29 Sep 2010 03:21:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Would you date a hooker or a stripper? http://asm.dsiex.org/date/would-you-date-a-hooker-or-a-stripper/ http://asm.dsiex.org/date/would-you-date-a-hooker-or-a-stripper/#comments Sat, 22 Aug 2009 01:33:06 +0000 admin http://asm.dsiex.org/?p=136 Dating hookers or strippers.

“Sometimes I feel guilty about taking all of their money.” One stripper / lap-dancer says to the other.

150_ez-men02“Why?”  The other strip club girl asks.  The two are in the back seat of my taxi and they forget as most people do, that cab drivers do have ears.

“Because they believe they are getting a date with me.”  The first confesses.

Personally, I would much rather date a hooker than a stripper.  And I have on a few occasions had hookers as girlfriends.  Prostitutes are much more honest.  You get what you are paying for.  With a stripper, the guy spending the money is NOT ever getting the date he hopes he is paying for.

What does this have to do with anything?  What especially does it have to do with dating?  That’s simple: don’t expect to get a date with a stripper by paying her to do lap dances for you.  If you want to date a stripper, you need to attract her exactly like you would with another girl.

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